justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what are we eating for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

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zodiaccity:

Sagittarius & Heartbreak.

zodiaccity:

How to attract zodiac Sagittarius.

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malformalady:

Opalized wood. Petrified wood is basically fossilized wood that has had it’s organic matter replaced by a mineral such as agate, bit by bit, as it decomposes. The wood structure is maintained, but the wood fibers are slowly changed into stone. Sometimes a jasper, quartz, pyrite or even opal(shown above) can be found fossilized in wood.

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mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

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sodamnrelatable:

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inkys:

if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline

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daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

• Two families enter.
• One family leaves.
  

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD

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